So my wife was telling me about this furry lobster. And I was trying to read the article about it over her shoulder, while she open and closed windows, checked her email, and otherwise made it hard for me to read anything on her screen. So I went to Google News and searched for “furry lobster” and voila!.
In case you’re wondering, it’s so unique that they had to create a new genus! They don’t just hand out genera* like candy — I mean you need to be something totally out of left field to get your own genus, like a … lobster … with … fur … no wait, no one will buy that.