The “Kobe I love you” postings are up to 7!
As mentioned before, people seem to think my offhand posting about Nutella is a direct line to Kobe. If I keep writing about Kobe, my Google rankings for his name will increase and then I’ll get more hits from people looking to reach him and then I’ll write about it again and then my rankings will increase and then I’ll change the name of this blog to kobelovesnutellabutnutellasaidnoandnomeansno.com and then I’ll get even more rankings and then one day I’ll meet Kobe and hand him a print-out of all the comments sent to him and then in some weird cosmic coincidence the people who are posting to my blog will actually have reached Kobe and then the entire effort will be justified.