They Didn’t Teach Me This in Business School

First line of a job listing in Craigslist:

Ambitious, attractive, tall, thin, female needed to help in development and promotion of new, patent-pending and trademarked consumer product for startup company.

Oh, and the job title is “Assist in New Prodcut Development [sic].

Maybe I should apply and live out a new economy version of “Tootsie.” I’d have an easier time passing for female than thin.